Krazy Toons

We got all 4 Fantastic 4 up in the place, and Jughead's halfway in the fridge stuffin his face/ Archie Andrews be like "Get outa there yo, don't make no fuckin' mistakes, just eat a muffin and wait - the G.I. Joes is here/ Ronnie, hold my beer, they 'bout to know this stranger...and quit chillin with them Rescue Rangers just 'cause they famous"/ Where the FUCK is Batman when you need him? What you make in 2 days is loose change to Bruce Wayne, if you've seen him/ Wonder Woman's slobbin' dick, blowjobbin' on Juggernaut and shit, making me slightly nauseous but the option is order/ Captain America didn't make it while crossing the border, got caught with a quarter of hot marijuana/ Silver Surfer in the corner gettin' polished by Storm, Cyclops watching, jealous - tryin to read their lips like boxes of porn/ Betty and Reggie been steady since the top of the morn', sick of tropical storms and said "Let's go to Gotham, it's warm"/ I know I knew these devils with Fruity Pebbles and Froot Loops, I got busted and ran from Tucan Sam but he followed his beak/ I buy a comic book at the mall every week, more fun than novels to read, and plus they're economically cheap/ Work started, Moose is gone for the week - so Midge is at MY crib, but I always gotta tell her "Watch for the teeth"/ Hamburglar-man servin ya grams, full of meat, no bull in me cuz Wolverine told me not to trust cops in the street/ I'm chewin' beef strips with Heathcliff, Underdog's the beatsmith - start a crew with them and Garfield, call us the MeatHeadz/ A drinkie down the hatch, and a drinkie for the pain, I cause sparks on narcs, NARF like Pinky for your Brain/ Stayin' stinky every day - I'm a Marvel running on DC, the alkaline, Duracell, ultimate new species/ Pockets are full, jingle, with Rocky and Bullwinkle fighting nazis on they're property, droppin' they're own singles

This verse was originally written for "Krazy Toons", a song Monark and I dreamed up once upon a time back in '08. "Krazy Toons" is a conglomeration of cartoon characters, comic book characters, etc. made to act crazy and "adults-only" so to speak. Monark had a dope verse for it as well, but this blog is for DNA's lyrics, and I don't remember every word anyways of his verse.
There is a beat made for this song, produced by myself in 2008.